THE AMAZING ARMADILLO (WAIT FOR IT): NOW IN WHITE OAK!
It's like magic, really. Not that we could make an animated gif that shows our Armadillo coffee table transmuting from walnut to oak and back again ad infinitum. Nor that we could make the two versions of the same table in exactly the same way and at exactly the same size. No, what's magic, really, is that the Horsehead Crating interns managed to place the two tables in precisely the same location to enable this low-tech illusion to work so prettily. Sure, the captains of that lunatic crew have done much of this capably in the past but those boys are highly trained monkeys. The interns? Like newborn gorillas, stumbling over their own feet. Coming soon to the shop section of the site and to our new showroom (the oak table that is, not the newborn gorillas).